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A Long Time Coming




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A Long Time Coming

by scotthicken on February 7, 2017 at 5:42 am
Chapter: 28 - A River Runs To It
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  1. Shan
    February 7, 2017, 5:50 am | # | Reply

    SUPER

    TROLL

    PAR

    EXCELLENCE

    (Hail to the King, baby!)

  2. Nssheepster
    February 7, 2017, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    King just really wanted to make sure the subtext got across…Without having to hit him with that overly large book.

  3. MetalicSoul
    February 7, 2017, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    Dat troll face, he would give any politician a run for their money.

  4. sandman
    February 7, 2017, 5:53 am | # | Reply

    HA-HA Busted.

  5. Shan
    February 7, 2017, 6:26 am | # | Reply

    But enough about Princess Peonie.

  6. Cerulean Lion
    February 7, 2017, 7:21 am | # | Reply

    Captain Phi, go lift that book. 😀

  7. uhl
    February 7, 2017, 9:46 am | # | Reply

    This. This is why we love Urtica!!

  8. Tiffany82
    February 7, 2017, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    I love the king he’s hilarious

  9. Atorek
    February 7, 2017, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

    Urtica best trollking.

  10. Guesticus
    February 7, 2017, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    As Math told Halo: “Start thinking three moves ahead” 😀

    Princess P-cups has such cute, wriggly, toes 😉

  11. Shan
    February 7, 2017, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

    Time to invest in a Kindle, I think.

  12. Midwinter
    February 7, 2017, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    Urtica really is a sly bastard. I love it.

  13. Dean
    February 7, 2017, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    I hope Urtica had those boxers washed first.

  14. Some Guy
    February 7, 2017, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

    Every time I see King Urtica it reminds me of Mel Brooks as King Louis of France in History of the World, Part I. I just keep waiting for him to break the 4th wall, look straight at us and say “It’s good to be the king!”

  15. StarSword
    February 7, 2017, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

    Best. Punchline. Ever.

  16. Fairportfan
    February 7, 2017, 11:31 pm | # | Reply

    “It’s GOOD to be the King.”

  17. Sam S
    February 8, 2017, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Like Urtica has EVER been that unobservant….

  18. Seph
    February 8, 2017, 3:47 am | # | Reply

    That’s why he’s the king!

  19. Chaucer59
    February 8, 2017, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    This played out brilliantly, and we all loved seeing Urticaria get one up on EVERYONE yet again, but this once-a-week timing is killing the continuity. I can barely recall what Typh looks like now, and I’m damned if I can remember where she is or what she’s up to. What’s Typh’s present direction—philosophically speaking? Does she still desire a remedy, or is she resigned to the life of a shield-maiden? Also, now that she’s admitted her orientation, are we going to see a love interest for our erstwhile hero? Many question, most of which would be easier to follow in a twice-weekly or thrice-biweekly format.

  20. Gallstone
    February 8, 2017, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    Urtica is such a creeper. 0_0;

  21. Shan
    February 8, 2017, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    “Many question, most of which would be easier to follow in a twice-weekly or thrice-biweekly format.”

    Costs money is the thing, though.

    • Chaucer59
      February 8, 2017, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

      Psssh. Really, @Shan, must you cloud the issue with facts?

  22. Riniko
    February 8, 2017, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    Ah, too bad, I almost expected him to ask myself, “If these are my boxers then what am I wearing?”

  23. Guesticus
    February 8, 2017, 2:17 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, what sort of material are his boxers made out of that they can be reduced to an easily-slipt-into-the-hand size? Not even pure silk can fold up that small!!

  24. Shan
    February 8, 2017, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

    Hammerspace.

  25. Riniko
    February 9, 2017, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    The King has big hands.

  26. knite
    February 9, 2017, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Called it from the get-go

  27. Shan
    February 9, 2017, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    @Chaucer59

    The Power of Science compels me!

    • Chaucer59
      February 9, 2017, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

      Economics isn’t really science, @Shan. More like wishful thinking.

  28. Shan
    February 9, 2017, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

    It’s quite empirical here. I bet you:

    INCOME – EXPENDITURE = 1 page/week.

    We all know what needs to be done courtesy of the Patreon to go 2 pages/week.

    … actually, in retrospect, I can see how that could be wishful thinking at $1300/month needed given where it presently is …

  29. Andor
    February 9, 2017, 10:33 pm | # | Reply

    I follow several once-per-week comics, and have no problem following the continuity. If you forget what was going on, just…oh, I dunno…hit the PREVIOUS button?

  30. Riniko
    February 10, 2017, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    She seems to be having blood flow problems, wonder how that happened?

  31. Boaty McBoatface
    February 10, 2017, 6:07 am | # | Reply

    Ah, the simple joys of being King: having to power to troll your subjects with impunity being one of the greatest.

  32. Guesticus
    February 10, 2017, 11:27 am | # | Reply

    Andor: logic has no place for many of the trolls 😛

    Riniko: what ‘blood flow problems’? o_O

  33. Zafnak
    February 10, 2017, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Hurry up and get that book off of Peonie before she loses a cup size!

  34. Archone
    February 11, 2017, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    The part I like best? This is a father implicitly informing his daughter and her lover: I am well aware that my child is now a sexually active young adult. I choose to respect her decisions and not apply a double-standard to the child of a man whose own sexual shenanigans in the past year alone have been worthy of bragging about over many drinks. Furthermore, I admire and respect the person she has chosen to be sexually active with and trust him with the responsibility of my child’s welfare and happiness.

  35. jonathan d wint
    February 12, 2017, 10:10 am | # | Reply

    I just like That the Human King is the worlds biggest Troll in world of real Trolls… 🙂

  36. Nssheepster
    February 12, 2017, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    @Archone: I think he’s more saying, “I knew, and if I wanted you dead for it, you’d be dead. This make perfect blackmail for the rest of my daughter’s life, so don’t screw up, or I will have you executed for defiling my daughter. And hide it a little better, will you?”

  37. Archone
    February 13, 2017, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    @Nssheepster: No… Urtica seems too mature and sensible to regard his daughter as his pseudo-property like that. He’s already married (briefly) one transgender, proposed to another, had sexual relations with a powerful leader of an assassin’s guild… and that’s just what we’ve seen so far. He doesn’t need to blackmail the man – he’s convinced of the young soldier’s loyalty, and he knows these are orders that the guy WANTS to obey.

    Beyond that, he’s just having fun at the poor boy’s expense. (I mean… honestly, does anyone really expect ANYONE to be shocked by the revelation that the Princess has a lover? Hell, considering how many dark rituals call for a virgin sacrifice, defloweration might be considered a precautionary measure…)

  38. Ether
    February 13, 2017, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    I think people would be more shocked that she has a steady lover and I bet that’s something that Urtica finds comfort in as well.

  39. Boaty McBoatface
    February 13, 2017, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    Haha! Hail to the King, baby!

  40. Keith
    February 13, 2017, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    He wins the ninja dad award.

  41. Fox2!
    February 13, 2017, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

    From Archone

    Hell, considering how many dark rituals call for a virgin sacrifice…

    Do we know if Faden’s ritual had such a requirement? And would he have verified Peony’s eligibility for such a role? Or just made a simplifying assumption?

  42. kailuun
    February 26, 2017, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    When it comes to trolling Urtica is quick to prove just why he is the King.

  43. Thisguy
    July 27, 2017, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    BUSTED
    VIA LONG AGO

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